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Activities 4 - The Elk City News February 3, 2024 Brother Dreads Being GIPLEY’S Believe It or Not! Asked To Be Best Man Qw 1961, Domino's CO-FOUNDER JAMES you may be off the hook. How- noring you. Then, if they don't MONAGHAN TRADED HIS Dear Abby ever, if you are asked, you will shape up, show them the door. 50% STAKE IN THE COMPANY have to fess up and tell him You have given your children TO HIS BROTHER TOM FOR A DEAR ABBY: My brother re- about your concerns as diplo- everything except the incen- Uusep VOLKEWAGEN, cently called to tell me he had matically as possible. tive to take care of themselves. “TOM WENT ON TO SELL HIS proposed to his girlfriend, and STAKE FOR $1 BILLION! she happily accepted. While DEAR ABBY: I am a 57-year- DEAR ABBY: I love animals T'm glad he is happy, I'm wor- old single mom. Alll four of my and currently have a flock of ried about what to do if he asks children live at home. My old- chickens, all hens. I care for me to be his best man. est daughter is also a single these girls, and in return I get Qn 2OZ2, Domino's starter While his girlfriend can be a mom, with two beautiful chil- wonderful fresh eggs. I live in A LIMITED-TIME "EMERGENCY PIZZA" nice person, they have a one- dren. She’s in college so she can a right-to-farm community, PROGRAM, ALLOWING CUSTOMERS A sided relationship in which get a good-paying job. and I’m considering getting a FREE MEDIUM TWO-TOPPING PIZZA she controls a lot of what my Thave another daughter who rooster to give the girls some FOR USE AT THEIR CONVENIENCE brother does. She always needs is in her 20s and has intellec- excitement. The problem is, UNTIL Fepruary 2O2Y. to be the center of attention at tual delays. She lies around the roosters crow, I have neighbors family functions and piles on house reading her phone or us- and I’m not sure if they will be the PDA toward my brother in ing her computer. She's very upset with the crowing early in public places. messy and refuses to take care the morning, Advice? -- WAIT- I feel bad for him because he of herself or help with house- ING TO CROW IN MASSA- hasn’t been in many romantic hold chores. CHUSETTS A third daughter is also in relationships and, to me, it just Wo RAISE MONEY FOR seems like he’s settling. I may college, but she lives in a dorm. When she’s home, she’s also DEAR WAITING: If you - AUTIGM AWARENESS, be jumping the gun on this — kind of sloppy, and my son is think the hens will become New York's Kyle maybe he won't ask -- but I re- beyond messy. There's trash excited when you adopt the Feeney ATE PIZZA ally believe that the best man at and dirty dishes all over his DAILY FOR A YEAR, rooster, imagine the stir it will CELEBRATING HIS. their wedding should be some- room. If I say anything, he ig- cause among your neighbors. ACHIEVEMENT WITH A one who truly supports this re- nores me. What would you do? Ask them first, unless you PIZZA SLICE TATTOO lationship -- and that isn’t me. -- MESSED UP IN PENNSYL- VANIA want the feathers to fly. ON HIS BACK, Any advice? -- “WORST MAN” IN NEW YORK DEAR MESSED UP: Youhave Dear Abby is written by Abi- encom Distributes by anarows mewco! tor urs. L$ I DEAR “WORST MAN”: Bide created this monster of a prob- gail Van Buren, also known your time. Because your broth lem by failing to assert youras Jeanne Phillips, and was Crossword er’s fiancee is the one in con- authority as a parent. What founded by her mother, Pau- I would do is something you line trol, SHE may be the one who should have done at LEAST 15 Phillips. Contact Dear decides who should be the best years ago: Tell the “children” Abby at www.DearAbby.com or ACROSS man. If she has a brother or a what is expected of them, and P.O. 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