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May 3, 2023 Activities 8- The Elk City News Wife Incensed When Secret Is IPLEY’S Believe It or Not! Revealed A Sover eroge, Luna (5, himself. Even if he breaks up are experiencing, get the heck CRASHED INTO THE SURFACE Dear Abby with his partner, that baby will out of that “marriage.” OF THE MOON WHILE be a part of all of your lives for Buzz ALpRIN AND DEAR ABBY: My son re- the foreseeable future. Move DEAR ABBY: My husband's Net ArMeTRONG were cently confided that his fian- forward and put this spat to father is an alcoholic who lives STILL ON IT! cee is pregnant with our first rest. with my husband and me and Astronomers at BriTAIN's grandchild. He asked me not our two teens, I buy and pre- JRHAM UNIVERSI to share this information with DEAR ABBY: After 17 years, INTLY FOUND ONE OF THE my wife, his mother. He knew pare his food, put gas in his BLACK HOLES EVER she would be upset because he my hubby and I separated. He car and buy his alcohol. I even ED — was in the process of breaking met someone else and fell head take his dog out. (If I don’t, he OVER BO BILLION TIMES THE. up with his fiancee. I told him I over heels for her. Now he's lets the dog pee in my house MASS OF OUR Gun! would keep his confidence for a back, but life with him is so and destroy the wood floors.) short while, but that he should different. He shows me no af- When he drinks, he gets angry please tell Mom soon. fection, no caring, nevera pas- and threatens my husband and Two weeks went by before sionate kiss. Our relationship me. He let his dog defecate in my son finally told his mom is not the way it used to be. my driveway one day and then about the pregnancy. She was ‘There is no talking with him, proceeded to come after us. shocked. On the way home, she and he calls me all sorts of asked if I had known about it. When I finally had enough of names — something he never Well, my life flashed before my did before. He tells me he loves his badgering, I picked it up eyes. I couldn't lie, so I admit- and put it on the hood of his me, but he doesn’t demon- ted I knew, She became furious car. Was I wrong? -- LIVING strate it. When he comes to with me and said I should have bed he sleeps at the edge of the WITH THE DEVIL prepared her for this news and bed with no cuddling or sex. NASA sus « wine TUNNEL had thrown her under the bus. What is a woman to do? I truly DEAR LIVING: I think so, INIQGS THAT COULD A big argument followed. Was love him. -- CRYING IN NEW but what does your husband PRODUCE SPEEDS OF UP wrong to keep my son’s confi- JERSEY think about all of this? Is he to MacH SO dence? -- IN RETROSPECT IN so used to Dear Old Dad’s an- — MORE THAN GEORGIA DEAR CRYING: It appears tics that he accepts them as 38,000 wen! your husband may not have normal? A way to put an end DEAR IN RETROSPECT: No, returned to you willingly. Tell to your father-in-law’s abuse you were not wrong. 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