May 25, 2022 Issue, Page 14 of 34

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Activities May 25, 2022 Fiance sees video and pics Rmneys—-Believe It from the bachelorette party OA of them can become pretty Dear Abby I don’t feel comfortable wild, you must remember that getting in the middle of their the men the bride and her at- DEAR ABBY: I’m about to get tendants interacted with were business. We can’t afford to married to a wonderful wom- take her in and take care of her, HIRED for the occasion. (Just an. We have been together for like the performers at yours but she has nowhere else to go. 16 years and have two precious were.) If this has truly affect- What should I do? We can’t put kids. Recently, we were treated ed your self-esteem, you may her out on the street. -- WITS’ LIVING UP To SHI MILLION YEARS alle: to bachelor and bachelorette have to add one more item END IN THE EAST AGO IN WHAT IS NOW AUSTRALIA MAY HAVE parties, a week apart. Although to the cost of your nuptials ~ BEEN THE FIRST-EVER CANNIBALS. we all know that what goes on some sessions with a therapist DEAR WITS’ END: Your sis- during them isn’t real, it’s over to help you straighten out your once you walk out the door. thinking. ter-in-law and brother-in-law Well, my fiancee has pic- PS. I sincerely hope your have not been fighting only Qe THe 6un SUDDENLY BLEW UP, ZI tures and videos of her cele- precious children never get since they moved to your com- = WE WOULDN'T KNOW UNTIL bration. I knew what “could” their hands on that video. munity. It appears they have = 8 MINUTES AND ZO SECONDS have happened, but only in had severe marital problems my imagination. Seeing these DEAR ABBY: My husband’s that weren't dealt with well be- images, I now find myself con- sister and her husband, “Tom,” stantly comparing myself to fore they arrived. It's time for recently moved to the same the performers. Even though your husband to become more [had told her that the fantasy town we live in. I adore her, and she has become a close involved and talk with both of CLAEISE shouldn't come home in any friend. We weren't able to get them. Ve YOU TYPED FOR way, she says there’s nothing to. to know each other during the If there are other relatives EIGHT HOURS A DAY beginning of my marriage be- in the area, perhaps she could hide, which is why she had the AT ARATE OF pictures and videos done. Am cause we lived so far apart. GO worbs PER MINUTE, I overreacting? ‘The wedding Since they moved here, stay temporarily with them. Of IT WOULD STILL TAKE YOU ABOUT ‘O YEARS TO course, if Tom has a job, he will is still going to happen, by the she and Tom fight constant- TYPE THE ENTIRE way. ~ FANTASY VS. REALITY ly. Every time they do, Tom have to contribute financially wants her to come stay with until she becomes indepen- HUMAN GENOME. DEAR EV.R.: While the fact us. I don’t mind an occasional dent. In the meantime, encour- that your fiancee brought overnight stay, but he wants © 2022 Ripley Entertainment Inc-_wwwiripleys.com__www.gocomics.com age her toward self-sufficiency home “souvenirs” is regretta- her to move in with us! The ble, you are going to have to let problem is she has no income by helping her familiarize Crossword go of your anxiety. Regardless of her own and no car, or even herself with public transporta- of what went on at her bache- a driver's license. She's totally tion, which she can use to seek dependent on him. employment. ACROSS lorette party, and1 know some 1 Track event TM WITH SATCHEL, 1 5 White bird SIN|O|S LV)d eS S/ L/S LIKE THE GREEN 9 Spring month OF Tose? 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