April 16, 2022 Issue, Page 7 of 14

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Activities April 16, 2022 Dad signals he may bring Qirer's—~Believe It or Not!- fo girlfriend to guys weekend Qn OcTosER DEAR ABBY: In seven 2021, Dear Abby ating weekend. I told him plainly, “I expect- months, my 43-year-old son 16-year oun ed this to be a ‘guys’ weekend.” will be married for the second SAUL d DEAR ABBY: My father, HAETING oF But, like always, he was cagey, time. Because of his fiancee’s who has been a widower for and I’m terrified he is going to Nova 17 years, has been dating show up with his girlfriend. problem drinking, I am abso- Scotia a woman on and off for 12 How can I impress upon him lutely against the marriage. I sotven Bil years, a couple years after my that I don’t want her to use hate the idea of going to the Rusik’s brother and I left for college. my brother’s unused ticket be- wedding. Should I go anyway, CUBES IN wonsipleys.com “wire gocomics.com My brother and I have never cause I do not want to spend and have the most miserable (Hour, cared for her, but we live three the weekend with her? - BAD day of my life? I doubt that I (2 minutes hours away from them in op- SPORT IN OREGON WHILE would be able to hide my sad- BALANCING ON posite directions now. We fig- ure if he’s happy, then it’s none ness. Or should I decline, tell APOGO y ELLOWSTONE my son I wouldn’t be a good DEAR BAD SPORT: Is your STICK, NaTiowat PARE of our business. I try not to be dad unaware of how you feel guest to have on his happy day rude, butI simply do not enjoy about his lady friend? The so- IS HOME TO ABOUT spending time with her. and wish them “all the best”? GO PERCENT OF lution to your problem would THE WORLD'S I've been planning an out-of- be to tell your father that while ~ HESITATING IN WASHING- WBue ARNOLD GEYSERS. state sports weekend with my you are pleased he has found TON Classic, AN Oulo dad and brother. I have been happiness with this woman, BODYBUILDING looking forward to it, because you do not enjoy her company, DEAR HESITATING: I will COMPETITION with three small kids, I have which is why he doesn’t see assume that your son is aware STARTED BY little time for these kinds of ac- mote of you. of your concerns about his fi- ARNOLD tivities. I got us all tickets and While you're at it, tell him ancee’s drinking. Do not boy- SCHWARZENEGGER, hotel rooms, but my brother what it is about her that you ADDED A NEW EVENT © now has to skip it because of a cannot tolerate. Then “remind” cott this wedding. 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