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March 2, 2022 Activities Wife shocked by husband’s Rreys—Believe It or Not! extracurricular activity Kupel " Tue" Devil's Dear Abby for ELIGIBLE individuals to Tm divorced; he’s legally eenacer Epwarp Jones % GLaw” meet each other. That this was separated. He works about 18 BROKE INTO LONDON'S hidden from you until recently ©2022 ipley Entertainment inc. hours a day at two jobs, and I BUCKINGHAM PALACE AT DEAR ABBY: I have been isn’t a good sign, but consider get to see him only one day a LEAST THREE TIMES married 31 years. I recently yourself lucky you were able to week. Karl's kids want noth- BETWEEN [83S anv found out my husband belongs attend that meeting. ing to do with me, or with him, to a singles group. The group IS4I, anv was once & Contact your physician and for that matter. Now for the CAPTURED WITH meets once a week, and my ask to be screened for STDs in fourth time, and against my husband never misses a meet- case your husband has “discov- better judgment, I've given Queen Victoria's ing, I went with him to their ered” Viagra since joining the him another chance. Guess UNDERWEAR most recent one and realized it singles group. Because he isn’t what? I am right back where STUFFED OF THE SOUTH was made up of mostly WOM- using an erection enhancer we were before. DOWN HIS. AXERICAN GRAPPLE PLANT EN. My husband knew all of with you doesn’t mean he may What's wrong with me? Karl LATCHES INTO THE FLESH them, particularly one named not have been using it with is not a bad guy. He would OF PASSING ANIMALS WITH “Lauren,” who he said he found someone else - Lauren, for in- bend over backward for me. HOOKED SPINES, SPREADING interesting. I suspect that he is stance. ‘The problem is I am not IN love ITS SEEDS AS THE too interested in her. Protect yourself and your with him. I feel like I'm stuck eM TURES TRY TO SHAKE Our marriage isn’t great. Sex in a dead-end relationship. financial interests. Consult an is infrequent because he has attorney and a CPA to estab- How do I break up with him? ED and does nothing about it. lish what and where the mari- It's hard to talk to him about He's obsessed with his weight tal assets are, and what you are anything because he’s always and works out four times a entitled to in case of a divorce. at work. -- SAME OLD, SAME week. He’s not a good commu- ‘The CPA can help with that if OLD nicator and has become secre- it becomes necessary. Then ask tive. I'm worried that he may your husband what he expects DEAR SAME: End the re- have something going on with from socializing with single lationship by telling Karl you Lauren and I'm very anxious women and whether he wants are not in love with him, you about it. I don’t know what to to stay married. You have my plan to date others and you do, Please advise. We have gone sympathy. don’t want to see him again. It to marriage counseling but shouldn't come as a shock, in LIKE A TUBE OF TOOTHPASTE TO REMOVE DEBRIS AND PUSH www.gocomics.com 3-2 it didn’t help. - SURPRISED, DEAR ABBY: I've been dat- light of the fact that you have OUT THEIR SOILY POO. BUT NOT SURPRISED ing “Karl” a little over a year. broken things off several times Distributed by Andrews McMeel for UFS. Our relationship has been on before. If he wants to see you DEAR SURPRISED: That and off because I haven't been after that, refuse and stick to a married man would join a happy with him. Every time we it. Because his feelings for you singles group is galling. 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